Help me with this please!? easy 10 points?

haha that is so funny. the relationship should be over. if you wanna hit him in the to make yourself feel better i say go for it, and then dump him. but i dont have any advice as on what to use. ive playfully (and lightly) tapped my boyfriend downstairs a couple times when he's being teasing me and i know thats enough to hurt him, but idk... a spatula? ping pong paddle? that may be too much lol